Anacondas 3 (2008)
Dir: Don E. FauntLeRoy
Starring: David Hasslehoff, Crystal Allen, John Rhys-Davies
91 mins.
USA
Synopsis: Genetically altered anacondas escape from a research facility. It's up to a rag-tag group of people with guns to stop them from spawning all over the planet. Or at least Romania.
My review: This one is predictable from beginning to end. I knew who was going to be killed before the kill happened. Only one kill surprised me. That was out of nowhere. Another predictable aspect of this flick: the cute scientist, who has little to know skills in hand to hand combat and firearms, is able to take down physically stronger men who have much greater training in both. Not only that, she manages to survive to the end, despite being useless throughout the whole movie. Yawn. I don't know if the predictability is worse or the terrible CGI animation. Either way, I wouldn't recommend it. It gets 1 star from me.
I searched youtube with the words "anacondas 3" and found the full movie of this garbage is on there in both English and Italian.
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